Eatsie Boys Cafe Service List

Mmmontrose Cafe Menu

• Wakey Wakey

  served til 11am

  • Bagel Plate

    cream cheese, house jam, onion, and tomato (house-cured salmon extra)

    	$7.00
    	$12.00

  • Eggman

    bacon or chicken poblano sausage or both, fried egg, cheddar cheese, challah (holla!) bun

    	$6.00
    	$7.00
    	$8.00

  • Hippie Ish

    house granola, greek yogurt, seasonal fruit, texas honey

    $6.50

  • Disco Biscuit

    freshly baked house biscuit, 2 sunny-up eggs, chorizo gravy, fresh herbs

    $10.00

  • Freshly Baked Pastries

    assorted baked goods courtesy of la guadalupana bakery

• Snacks + Stuff

  • Finger Lickin’ Good French Fried Potatoes

    hand-sculpted, herb-dusted, thrice-cooked

    Small	$2.00
    Large	$4.00

  • Blistered Shishito Peppers

    served with white miso + meyer lemon vinaigrette dipping sauce

    $5.00

• Salads + Soup

  • Crispy Kale Salad

    raw and tempura kale, sweet potato chips, pickled golden raisins, white miso vinaigrette

    $9.00

  • Asparagus Salad

    asparagus, arugula, crispy potato cubes, burrata cheese, dusted hardboiled egg yolk, meyer lemon vinaigrette

    $10.00

  • Roasted Beet + Carrot Salad

    beets, carrots, arugula, orange, bacon, roasted garlic vinaigrette

    $10.00

  • “trust Us” Soup

    matzah ball pho: chicken stock, rice noodles, shredded chicken, hand-rolled matzah balls

    $7.00

• Intergalactic Food Truck Style

  popular sandwiches from the food truck served a la carte

  • Frank The Pretzel

    chicken poblano sausage, sautéed onions, chardonnay mustard, soft pretzel bun

    $7.00

  • Pork Snuggies (2)

    crispy pork belly, quick pickles, green onions, hoisin, steamed bao bun

    $8.00

  • Sabotage

    slow-roasted pork au jus, braised greens, provolone, baguette

    $8.00

• The New Style

  sandwiches new to the cafe served a la carte

  • Slow Ride

    slow-cooked chicken salad, pickled shallots, quick pickles, crispy chicken skin, wheat

    $10.00

  • Maestro

    roast beef, caramelized onions, potato chips, horseradish aioli, cheddar, challah

    $10.00

  • Big Shrimpin’

    fried fresh gulf shrimp, cilantro, pickled carrots, cucumber, jalapeno tartar sauce, baguette

    $10.00

  • Namaste

    artichokes, shrooms, pickled peppers, gruyere, cream cheese, brioche

    $8.00

  • Sure Shot

    oven roasted turkey, arugula, brie, pear, strawberry jam, house dijonnaise, baguette

    $10.00

  • Plain Jane

    grilled cheese sandwich + a side of tomato soup w/ feta and fried garbanzo beans

    $10.00

• Frozen Awesome + Other Sweet Nothings

  assorted goodies by fluff bake bar -take a looksee

  • Eboys’ Inspired Ice Cream + Super Fly Sorbet

    $4.50

  • Affogato (ice Cream + Espresso Shot)

    $6.50

Intergalactic Food Truck Menu

• Intergalactic Food Truck

  • Pork Snuggies (2)

    slow-cooked pork belly, homemade pickles, green onions, homemade hoisin on steamed, pillowy asian buns

    $7.00

  • Da Bomb

    marinated chicken or tofu, cilantro, cucumber, pickled carrots, jalapenos, avocado puree, soy vinaigrette, hoisin on a slow dough bread co. baguette

    $6.00

  • Sabotage

    five hour roasted pork au jus, braised greens, provolone, slow dough baguette

    $8.00

  • Frank The Pretzel

    homemade chicken poblano sausage, sauteed onions, grateful bread wholegrain chardonnay mustard, slow dough pretzel bun

    $6.00

  • Eggman Bacon

    grateful bread maple smoked bacon or chicken poblano sausage or both (business!), eggs over easy, cheddar, slow dough challah (holla!) roll

    $5.00

  • Eggman Chicken

    grateful bread maple smoked bacon or chicken poblano sausage or both (business!), eggs over easy, cheddar, slow dough challah (holla!) roll

    $7.00

  • Eggman Business

    grateful bread maple smoked bacon or chicken poblano sausage or both (business!), eggs over easy, cheddar, slow dough challah (holla!) roll

    $8.00

  • No Sleep Til Philly

    sliced ribeye, sauteed onions, homemade cheese whiz, slow dough baguette

    $8.00

  • Pork Revere

    five hour roasted pork, cheddar, sweet bbq sauce, homemade pickles, slow dough challah roll

    $7.00

  • Lay It On Me Lamb Burger (lamburgini)

    seasoned ground lamb, feta cheese, mixed greens, cucumber, fried egg, slow dough challah roll

    $8.00

Frozen Awesome Menu

• Inspired Ice Cream

  • Shipley’s Glazed And Confused Donut

  • In A World Gone Mad Whiskey + Cereal (makers Mark Some Noise + Golden Grahams)

  • Triple Trouble Dulce De Leche + Chocolate + Toffee

  • Brass Monkey Caramelized Banana

  • Sweet Corn Shazam

  • In 3's Vietnamese Coffee

  • She’s Crafty Salted Caramel + Bacon

  • Grateful Bread Vanilla

  • Ch-ch-chocolate

  • Strawberry Sabrosa

  • Remote Control Red Curry

  • Black Pepper Big Shot

  • Sweet Relish Slow Ride

  • Peach Cobbler In Effect

  • Slow And Low Sweet Potato Marshmallow

  • Root Down Rocky Road

  • Hello Nasty Hazelnut

  • Mint Chocolate Maestro

  • Funky Boss Fig+ricotta

  • Pass The Pistachio

• Sassy Sorbet

  • Sassy Sorbet

  • Arnold Palmer (half Tea Half Lemonade)

  • Shake Your Coconuts

  • Electric Yuzu

  • Johnny Ryall Raspberry

  • Lighten Up Lime And Mint

  • It Takes 2 To Mango

  • Professor Pomegranate

• Other Sweet Nothings

  • Ice Cream Sammies

  • Cake In Jars

  • 8th Wonder Root Beer